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Total Medals Earned: 118 (From 30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,180 Points

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Pest Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Do Lose Your Head Unlocked 5/3/10
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/500 points)

Ban That Fulp!

Over My Head Unlocked 2/18/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap Him Gently Unlocked 2/18/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wade Mode Unlocked 2/18/12
5 Points
Activated Wade mode
Over 500! Unlocked 2/18/12
25 Points
Ban him at 500 + MPH

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 3/20/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Chibi-mage Unlocked 3/28/10
10 Points
Get all 4 spells
Furball-slayer Unlocked 3/20/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Demon-slayer 25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi 25 Points Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Slash-n'-burn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/155 points)

Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Ram Buster Unlocked 2/17/12
5 Points
Scare away the ram
Holy Ship Unlocked 2/17/12
10 Points
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Fat-Tastic Poetry 5 Points Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Hi-Five By 5 Points Kill the boatman
Gladiator, Ready 10 Points Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Ultimate Outcast 10 Points Get kicked out of the city
Godly Pal 25 Points Help all of the G-units
Patience, Fortitude 25 Points Don't kill the boatman
Perseus 25 Points Fly to mount Olympus
Ram God 25 Points Knock out the farm boy
Ultimate Friend 25 Points Complete Hades' game
Cuboy Knievel 50 Points Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Ultimate Hero 100 Points Complete the game
Child Hater Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nymphy Blessing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Nymphy Cursing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/380 points)

Goin Up

Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 6/13/11
5 Points
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump Unlocked 6/13/11
10 Points
I can double jump
I like my wall Unlocked 6/13/11
10 Points
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies Unlocked 6/13/11
10 Points
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls Unlocked 6/14/11
25 Points
Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker Unlocked 6/17/11
25 Points
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies Unlocked 6/13/11
25 Points
Jump on 100 enemies
I can stop at any time Unlocked 6/14/11
50 Points
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. Unlocked 6/14/11
50 Points
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
First kill 5 Points first Kill
I love dem clouds 10 Points touch the sky
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/21 (210/825 points)

Help the Hero!

LEVEL1 Unlocked 1/24/12
5 Points
Beat Level1
LEVEL2 5 Points Beat LEvel 2
LEVEL3 5 Points Beat Level 3
LEVEL4 5 Points Beat Level 4
LEVEL5 5 Points Beat Level 5
LEVEL6 5 Points Beat Level 6
LEVEL7 5 Points Beat Level 7
LEVEL8 5 Points Beat Level 8
LEVEL9 25 Points Beat Level 9
CHALLENGE 50 Points Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/115 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/4/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Indie Jones

Hidden Treasure Hunter Unlocked 8/26/10
5 Points
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Ball Breaker 5 Points Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
69er 10 Points Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Tank Award 10 Points Collect 10 tanks in one game
The Century Mark 10 Points Collect 100 gems in one game
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect 200 gems in one game
Dumbass Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Philanthropist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Voyeur Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 6/20/11
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Larry And The Gnomes

Warm Up Unlocked 6/8/10
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
AAAARRG!! 5 Points Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction 5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master 5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
Accidental Archeologist 10 Points Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I 10 Points Complete Act I
Power Kill 10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II 25 Points Complete Act II
Bash the Boar 25 Points Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust 25 Points Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction 25 Points Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III 50 Points Complete Act III
Fight the Freak 50 Points Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV 100 Points Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining 100 Points Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur 100 Points Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Kingdom Key Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kratos Blade Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sting Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sword of Ancients Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Buster Sword Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Frostmourne Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightsaber Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)