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Total Medals Earned: 118 (From
30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,180 Points
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)
10 Points Set a cat on fire.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/200 points)
5 Points Let's take this outside!
5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
5 Points Love hurts.
5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
5 Points Put em up.
10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
10 Points Drink til you drop.
10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
25 Points Proven to double your chances!
25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
25 Points Treat her like a lady.
50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Medals Earned: 17/21 (260/380 points)
Stranger Danger Game
5 Points Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
10 Points Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)
10 Points Forgo your worldly posessions.
25 Points Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
50 Points Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
The Abusive Review Quiz
5 Points Terrible Game
5 Points Bad Game
10 Points Good Game
10 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)
Toss the Turtle
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
5 Points Find the hidden button
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Get punched by a banana
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
25 Points Get burned by a sun
25 Points Play over an hour
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
25 Points Use a nuke
50 Points Play over 2 hours
50 Points Buy everything
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
5 Points Hit 20 notes in a row
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/350 points)
Warriors of the Portal
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
5 Points Support Pico Day
10 Points Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
25 Points Gigantor survives the battle
25 Points Mindchamber survives the battle
25 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (95/150 points)
5 Points Die
10 Points Get 10 headshots
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/490 points)