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Total Medals Earned: 118 (From 30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,180 Points

Portal Defenders

First Blood Unlocked 3/1/10
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/1/10
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)

Sally's Cats

Flame On Unlocked 2/17/10
10 Points
Set a cat on fire.
Tutorialized 5 Points Beat the tutorial levels.
No Borders 10 Points Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evader 25 Points Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Pyromaniac 50 Points Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Saviour 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/200 points)


Hospitalized Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Let's take this outside!
Quitter Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Put em up.
Alpha Male Unlocked 2/17/10
10 Points
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As Unlocked 2/17/10
10 Points
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound Unlocked 2/17/10
10 Points
Drink til you drop.
Hungry Unlocked 2/17/10
10 Points
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag Unlocked 2/17/10
10 Points
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting Unlocked 2/17/10
25 Points
Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural Unlocked 2/17/10
25 Points
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman Unlocked 2/17/10
25 Points
Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... Unlocked 2/17/10
50 Points
...a hell of a good time!
Casanova Unlocked 2/17/10
50 Points
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Deaf 5 Points The sound of silence...
Frotteurism 5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Cock Block 10 Points Chicks before dicks.
Score! 100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 17/21 (260/380 points)

Stranger Danger Game

Fondled! Unlocked 3/4/12
5 Points
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Sweet Tooth Unlocked 3/4/12
10 Points
Never take candy from strangers!
Oney 5 Points Stranger Danger commercial!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/18/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 2/18/10
50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

The Abusive Review Quiz

Garbage Unlocked 5/17/11
5 Points
Terrible Game
Normal Unlocked 5/17/11
5 Points
Bad Game
Bronze Unlocked 5/17/11
10 Points
Good Game
Hacsev Unlocked 5/17/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Silver 25 Points Nice Game
Gold 50 Points Great Game
Deity 100 Points Perfect Game
Cheater! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Weebl Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 4/28/10
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 4/28/10
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 4/28/10
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 4/28/10
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 4/28/10
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 4/28/10
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 4/28/10
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 4/28/10
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 4/28/10
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 4/28/10
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted Unlocked 4/28/10
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus Unlocked 4/28/10
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 4/28/10
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 4/28/10
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 4/28/10
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted Unlocked 4/28/10
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell Unlocked 4/28/10
50 Points
Buy everything
Master Unlocked 4/28/10
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 4/28/10
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 4/28/10
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Vuvu Hero

Here Comes the Bear Unlocked 5/13/11
5 Points
Hit 20 notes in a row
Bum Trumpet 10 Points Hit 40 notes in a row
No, Fido! 10 Points Hit 30 notes in a row
Vuvu Zilla 25 Points Hit 50 notes in a row
100 Note Streak 50 Points Hit 100 notes in a row
Vuvu Hero 50 Points Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
200 Note Streak 100 Points Hit 200 notes in a row
300 Note Streak 100 Points Hit 300 notes in a row

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/350 points)

Warriors of the Portal

Cameo I Unlocked 5/21/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hail to the King Unlocked 5/18/11
5 Points
Support Pico Day
Erotic Bonus Unlocked 5/21/11
10 Points
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
RT I like it Unlocked 5/21/11
25 Points
Gigantor survives the battle
Screw you Asimov Unlocked 5/18/11
25 Points
Mindchamber survives the battle
WTF? FTW! Unlocked 5/21/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points "Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Change of Perspective 10 Points Evade "A" freezing death
Cameo II Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo III Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (95/150 points)


Pansy Unlocked 4/9/10
5 Points
Bullseye Unlocked 4/11/10
10 Points
Get 10 headshots
Collector 5 Points Collect 10 pickups on a level
Freeman 10 Points Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Professional 10 Points Kill 50 zombies
Relentless 25 Points Kill 100 zombies
Shredder 25 Points Unlock the chainsaw
Zoller 25 Points 100% headshots in a level
Zombieland 25 Points Reach level 10
Marathon 50 Points Reach level 20
Massacre 50 Points Kill 500 zombies
Sureshot! 50 Points Get 100 headshots
Zombie Holocaust 100 Points Kill 1000 zombies
Zomg! 100 Points Reach level 30

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/490 points)