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Total Medals Earned: 118 (From 30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,180 Points

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Sally's Cats

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/200 points)

Flame On 10 Points

Set a cat on fire.

Tutorialized 5 Points

Beat the tutorial levels.

No Borders 10 Points

Completed 5 different levels without using strings.

Evader 25 Points

Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.

Pyromaniac 50 Points

Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.

Saviour 100 Points

Beat the game.

Score!

Medals Earned: 17/21 (260/380 points)

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Stranger Danger Game

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/20 points)

Fondled! 5 Points

Mr. Lester... First name Mo.

Sweet Tooth 10 Points

Never take candy from strangers!

Oney 5 Points

Stranger Danger commercial!

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

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Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Vuvu Hero

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/350 points)

Here Comes the Bear 5 Points

Hit 20 notes in a row

Bum Trumpet 10 Points

Hit 40 notes in a row

No, Fido! 10 Points

Hit 30 notes in a row

Vuvu Zilla 25 Points

Hit 50 notes in a row

100 Note Streak 50 Points

Hit 100 notes in a row

Vuvu Hero 50 Points

Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song

200 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 200 notes in a row

300 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 300 notes in a row

Warriors of the Portal

Medals Earned: 6/10 (95/150 points)

Hail to the King 5 Points

Support Pico Day

Erotic Bonus 10 Points

Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu

RT I like it 25 Points

Gigantor survives the battle

Screw you Asimov 25 Points

Mindchamber survives the battle

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C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points

"Parry" the attack to save the Alien

Change of Perspective 10 Points

Evade "A" freezing death

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zOMGies

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/490 points)

Pansy 5 Points

Die

Bullseye 10 Points

Get 10 headshots

Collector 5 Points

Collect 10 pickups on a level

Freeman 10 Points

Kill a big zombie with the crowbar

Professional 10 Points

Kill 50 zombies

Relentless 25 Points

Kill 100 zombies

Shredder 25 Points

Unlock the chainsaw

Zoller 25 Points

100% headshots in a level

Zombieland 25 Points

Reach level 10

Marathon 50 Points

Reach level 20

Massacre 50 Points

Kill 500 zombies

Sureshot! 50 Points

Get 100 headshots

Zombie Holocaust 100 Points

Kill 1000 zombies

Zomg! 100 Points

Reach level 30